Corona absolutely has everyone down.
But don’t spend the season wearing a frown.
Be kind to your mind, be kind to your spirit. Who is ready for a holiday? Come on now, let’s hear it.
From your friends at Blitzen’s, heed our advice.
Begin with some alcohol and then add the ice.
If it’s gin you like, Let the Muletide Roll
Whiskey? Then, Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal.
If you’re Old Fashioned, visit the Island of Misfit Toys
You Go Glenn Cocoa, serves sweet tequila to girls and boys
This year, you might not get to enjoy all of the sights
But Blitzen’s guarantees no less than Eight Crazy nights.